You call me dumb; I call you dumber.
You think I’m smart; I think you’re smarter.
You think I’m cool; I think you’re cooler.
You think I’m pretty; I think you’re prettier.
You think I’m funny; I think you’re funnier.
You think I’m witty; I think you’re wittier.



I call you ugly; you call me uglier.
I think you’re fancy; you think I’m fancier.
I think you’re curvy; you think I’m curvier.
I think you’re sweet; you think I’m sweeter.
I think you’re sleek; you think I’m sleeker.
I think you’re meek; you think I’m meeker.

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You feel gloomy; I feel gloomier.
I feel bleak; you feel bleaker.
Things aren't always what they seem.

On the other side of the fence, where the grass may seem green.